1: i like formations, united nations,imaginations,revolutions,evolutions,
congratulations, all we're saying is give peace.a cha..oops sorry got carried away
(ya i will be carried away to the loony bin if i keep going on like this)
2:vinod rhymes with orange
3:when u look at me from the right side...and tilt ur face a lil....and then close one eye...er...the other eye also...ya now i'll look like Paul Newman :P
4:i think the most beautiful moment in the world is when u find out ur brother got lesser marks than u once had when u were his age (thinks.....ah pleased smile)
5:i "dont" like "not" using of double negatives
6: montezuma met a puma walking down the streets...said montezuma to the puma....i forgot the last line
7:i may be stoopid, idiotic,lunatic,septic,Baltic,arctic.........oh well i forgot my point anyway
8:"I AM YOUR FATHER" C8<]
9:about the above random thing about me....always wanted to say that heh heh :P
10:i am very good with magic....a good magician! i can make a whole table of food disappear in few minutes magically...cool no? :O
11:my dream is to write a sitcom and be famous that way
12:my fav kind of music is classic rock and roll,psychedelia and folk rock...ya am a hippy you diggin it brother? \/ peace
13:they call me Darthy...(and other unpleasant things that i dont want to mention here)
14:"vinod? ya i know him he is awesome man he is so cool"__Oscar Wilde
15:i think music died in the 90s it was amazing till then
16:the languages i speak........Gibberish
17:i am so lazy i wake up from sleep to take a rest
18:my least favorite drink is monkey pee
19:the most satisfying thing i did in the past week was scratch my back...oooh the relief it gives u is so satisfying
20:my favorite movies wont fit here so i'll say top five...godfather,star wars,almost famous,across the universe
21:what have i just eaten???? WHAT HAVE I JUST EATEN ????....i dunno i forgot
22:have you tried balancing a jellied eel with your nose? (always wanted to ask people that)
23:i taught Chuck Norris to hit two stones with one bird (first global warming and now this)
24:Bob Dylan is god man...he really is
25: i tag these unfortunate blighters
JAYCEE
http://restrainedoutbursts.blogspot.com/
LAVA
http://thinkedandthunked.blogspot.com/
SORCI
http://www.evilsfury.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
A story i wrote when i was only 12 (awwww so cute)
chapter 1
the snow continued to fall on the quiet but not peaceful Midgard...the snow made it very difficult for people to travel but Roderic was not going to give up that easy.
he was on his way to shelter and couldnt find any, he fell on the soft snowfacing the winter sky. A raven flew past him...he smiled at those ravens following the first one wishing he can do that too, he looked to his right to find a boar to eat...it seems that even the animals were afraid of the mighty Roderic, the wolves were afraid of him, he was known to be very brave, he was known to save many...they have told that Roderic will go to Valhalla and dine with the gods as one of the Einherjars.
"tis very odd" thought he when he saw Ravens circling the a giant tower, he realized "its the tower of Odin" he gasped and ran towards it.. but suddenly he couldnt move, he was bleeding on one arm and too weak and fell down, he closed his eyes...can still see the temple, he prayed to Odin and Odin answered his prayers, he heard hooves of two horses. they were coming towards him and he remembered the lives of people he saved, the lives of dwarves,elves,nymphs,humans and others against giants from Jotunheim,trolls,goblims,golems,demons,Ogres and more, this gave him more courage, his eyes were blind with loss of blood but he heard
"look tis the famous mighty and brave young Roderic of lands of valhalla"
"shut up and praise later after he is saved"
he could picture the sky, he is being lifted...ravens flew above him.............
Roderic woke up and found himself in a stone cottage. A man with a horned helmet and axe hangin on his back came inside. He was a chieftain of a village or whatever "hello Roderic, i'm a hersir of this village" he said cheerfully
"u know my name o hersir?"
"u can call me Valoric" he said
"there is a tower of Odin nearby?"
"aye Roderic, and its very rare in these parts"
"why?"
"Goblins...they do not like temples and destroy it with their ability of melting rocks"
"i'll help u Valoric, if i can meet dwarves to make me some armor and weapons"
the chief said he knows dwarven mines nearby
"u sure? what if they are elks from a distance?"
"u make funny jokes Roderic, but is it the time for them?" said the chief, suddenly two Ulsarks came into the house
"ah scouts, founnd anythin?"
"aye...a new dwarven cave opening"
"splendid...anythin else?"
"aye chief...my brother here spotted a golem in the woods towards our village"
the chief waved to send the ulsarks away and turned to Roderic
"lets go now shall we Roderic?"
Roderic was a big strong muscular warrior with a helmet of Odin's steel...they say its stronger than Thor's.he had a black and short beard and looked Norvegian.
the snow fell heavier than before.Ravens still flew around the temple.
the Hersir and Rodericgot some healing potion and Valoric's son Epicix accompanied them
"by thor, ur a great chieftain" said Roderic but Valoric couldnt hear anythin in the wind
"Roderic, take care of Epicix...i shall get more men and join u shortly"
this was indeed a better dialog than Roderic's who never talks much and to prevent further ones he said "lets go, we're wasting valuble time"
"nay, we got time till Ragnarak, just do well my friend"
then it was quite a silent journey and he decided to start a conversation
"Epicix ur name?"
"yes"
"married?"
"ya to a valkrey"
"very funny u know they are angels from Asgard who never marry and if u think ur wife is one, ur blind young laddie"
he looked at the kid with disgust, Roderic remembered his mother abandoning him when he was so little and told her he got strange powers and kiled wolves after seeing a mystic valkrye
...he saw Asgard thru the valkrye's eyes
suddenly he felt an earth shake...Epicix never felt anything
"i sense trolls"
"you do?"
"get ready...no go back"
"no i'll fight with you"
"i said go back"
Epicix grumbled and sat under a tree...there was silence, then a hand as big as Roderic's axe hit him hard, Roderic jumped and sliced the troll's hand, the ugly ragged troll advanced towards him in a speed only Tyr can stop...Roderic was fightin him as Epicix shot arrows at the troll...finally the troll was slayed by a slice of its head and blood covered the warm snow bed...the purple blood smothered the whole place
(i left it incomplete and found it in my old bookshelf today...tried scaning it but was too old and torn...notice the way i used Norse words? :D )
the snow continued to fall on the quiet but not peaceful Midgard...the snow made it very difficult for people to travel but Roderic was not going to give up that easy.
he was on his way to shelter and couldnt find any, he fell on the soft snowfacing the winter sky. A raven flew past him...he smiled at those ravens following the first one wishing he can do that too, he looked to his right to find a boar to eat...it seems that even the animals were afraid of the mighty Roderic, the wolves were afraid of him, he was known to be very brave, he was known to save many...they have told that Roderic will go to Valhalla and dine with the gods as one of the Einherjars.
"tis very odd" thought he when he saw Ravens circling the a giant tower, he realized "its the tower of Odin" he gasped and ran towards it.. but suddenly he couldnt move, he was bleeding on one arm and too weak and fell down, he closed his eyes...can still see the temple, he prayed to Odin and Odin answered his prayers, he heard hooves of two horses. they were coming towards him and he remembered the lives of people he saved, the lives of dwarves,elves,nymphs,humans and others against giants from Jotunheim,trolls,goblims,golems,demons,Ogres and more, this gave him more courage, his eyes were blind with loss of blood but he heard
"look tis the famous mighty and brave young Roderic of lands of valhalla"
"shut up and praise later after he is saved"
he could picture the sky, he is being lifted...ravens flew above him.............
Roderic woke up and found himself in a stone cottage. A man with a horned helmet and axe hangin on his back came inside. He was a chieftain of a village or whatever "hello Roderic, i'm a hersir of this village" he said cheerfully
"u know my name o hersir?"
"u can call me Valoric" he said
"there is a tower of Odin nearby?"
"aye Roderic, and its very rare in these parts"
"why?"
"Goblins...they do not like temples and destroy it with their ability of melting rocks"
"i'll help u Valoric, if i can meet dwarves to make me some armor and weapons"
the chief said he knows dwarven mines nearby
"u sure? what if they are elks from a distance?"
"u make funny jokes Roderic, but is it the time for them?" said the chief, suddenly two Ulsarks came into the house
"ah scouts, founnd anythin?"
"aye...a new dwarven cave opening"
"splendid...anythin else?"
"aye chief...my brother here spotted a golem in the woods towards our village"
the chief waved to send the ulsarks away and turned to Roderic
"lets go now shall we Roderic?"
Roderic was a big strong muscular warrior with a helmet of Odin's steel...they say its stronger than Thor's.he had a black and short beard and looked Norvegian.
the snow fell heavier than before.Ravens still flew around the temple.
the Hersir and Rodericgot some healing potion and Valoric's son Epicix accompanied them
"by thor, ur a great chieftain" said Roderic but Valoric couldnt hear anythin in the wind
"Roderic, take care of Epicix...i shall get more men and join u shortly"
this was indeed a better dialog than Roderic's who never talks much and to prevent further ones he said "lets go, we're wasting valuble time"
"nay, we got time till Ragnarak, just do well my friend"
then it was quite a silent journey and he decided to start a conversation
"Epicix ur name?"
"yes"
"married?"
"ya to a valkrey"
"very funny u know they are angels from Asgard who never marry and if u think ur wife is one, ur blind young laddie"
he looked at the kid with disgust, Roderic remembered his mother abandoning him when he was so little and told her he got strange powers and kiled wolves after seeing a mystic valkrye
...he saw Asgard thru the valkrye's eyes
suddenly he felt an earth shake...Epicix never felt anything
"i sense trolls"
"you do?"
"get ready...no go back"
"no i'll fight with you"
"i said go back"
Epicix grumbled and sat under a tree...there was silence, then a hand as big as Roderic's axe hit him hard, Roderic jumped and sliced the troll's hand, the ugly ragged troll advanced towards him in a speed only Tyr can stop...Roderic was fightin him as Epicix shot arrows at the troll...finally the troll was slayed by a slice of its head and blood covered the warm snow bed...the purple blood smothered the whole place
(i left it incomplete and found it in my old bookshelf today...tried scaning it but was too old and torn...notice the way i used Norse words? :D )
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
what sammok and i do in gtalk everyday :P
him: you saw parvathy's DP?
5:56 PM me: the scary dentist kid?
him: i pee'd in my pants
yeah
me: i rather not, am scared of dentists
him: i couldn't sleep that night.
me: i tried not goin near her but unfortunately i saw her driving that day
it was a close shave
dentists....they kill u
him: DRIVING?!!
she drives?
me: ya a scooty
him: she can't drive!
oh, scooty
then ok.
5:57 PM me: scary dentists dude
they are like a bad LSD trip
scary
i think i'll get a free medical check up since we're her childhood bozos
him:
yeah, good idea.
5:58 PM
me: we can tell her how we used to copy her notes..."ok ok if i give u a medical check up for free..would u shut up?"
him:
we used to copy her notes?
she used to copy my notes
me: well u want a free medical check up or not? :|
him: yeah.
yeah, yeah, ok.
5:59 PM we copied her notes
me: then do what i say
ya good :P
him: and that's why we're still fooling round while she's a dentist.
me: then she will drill out teeth
him: oh #!*$@
me: what
somethin wrong?
him: i rather not see her then.
me: ooh
dont worry
him: look
once i'm married
i'll love my wife.
i'll love my kids
er...i forgot what i was going to say.
i'll love my wife.
i'll love my kids
er...i forgot what i was going to say.
me: she cant drill my teeth
i got blue tooth
6:00 PM
him: you don't have bluetooth.
me: well ok i lied...
him: in your phone
:P
me: ok am vulnerable..sue me
him: waste of time.
i'd rather kill and eat you.
6:01 PM me: hey i think this can go to my blog cause the conversation looks cool
him: WHAT
even the dentist part?
me: ya :P
him: geez
i'm gonna get killed,tortured,maimed...
me: ok ok dont worry i will never post this conversation in the blog...u can trust me sammok...i will never even dream of posting this in my blog, trust my good faith
Saturday, January 3, 2009
WET SUN
Well...just tried a psychedelic song...i dont mind if it comes out like a dude but i just feel like writin a psy one :D .......................... peace \/ u dig brother?
WET SUN
Fields of colors trapped my wine colored eyes
grown red in the evening sun's silent sadness
raindrops fallen as pentaprisms,there wetness lies
cant fight the feeling of wild poppy madness
purple sun curved in light bending earth
i felt my feet as i stood on poppies
once had i stood where i felt her sunset
where the badger hates what the fox copies
poppy fields,red and white with green flowing over
like my thoughts changing from hope that harness
as i see my future purple,velvet as the dark sky lower
cant lose hope, cant fight my wild poppy's madness
purple sun curved in light bending earth
i felt my feet as i stood on poppies
once had i stood where i felt her sunset
where the baby hates what his love copies
cant lose hope, cant fight my wild poppy's madness
cant lose hope, cant fight my wild poppy's madness
just love her madnessssssssssss..........
hope it is far out...its my first psychedelic song
Fields of colors trapped my wine colored eyes
grown red in the evening sun's silent sadness
raindrops fallen as pentaprisms,there wetness lies
cant fight the feeling of wild poppy madness
purple sun curved in light bending earth
i felt my feet as i stood on poppies
once had i stood where i felt her sunset
where the badger hates what the fox copies
poppy fields,red and white with green flowing over
like my thoughts changing from hope that harness
as i see my future purple,velvet as the dark sky lower
cant lose hope, cant fight my wild poppy's madness
purple sun curved in light bending earth
i felt my feet as i stood on poppies
once had i stood where i felt her sunset
where the baby hates what his love copies
cant lose hope, cant fight my wild poppy's madness
cant lose hope, cant fight my wild poppy's madness
just love her madnessssssssssss..........
hope it is far out...its my first psychedelic song
Thursday, December 11, 2008
day to day conversation between vinod and jaycee
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Monday, October 13, 2008
cartoon idiot (thats me)
recently due to my interest in cartoons i decided to make my own ones :)
well i used flash(no i didnt flash to anyone :| its a software) and made three of em
i have put links here of the site in which i've uploaded! its called wannabestudios
this
well i used flash(no i didnt flash to anyone :| its a software) and made three of em
i have put links here of the site in which i've uploaded! its called wannabestudios
this
Monday, July 28, 2008
Pani Puri Mafia
I dont live in a world of crime! not a world of violence! i live in a world of
THE PANIPUIRI MAFIA!!!!
It was a rainy august when me and my friend sam were out for some junk food, it was a Saturday!
then we got to see the pani puri mafia!
a dark outsider, his eyes not visible, drenched in rain, he came at us, he had a weapon concealed inside his rain damped dress, he was a gangster, a family member from the hood, he walked at us in slow cold steps! rain so hard we couldn't run, we closed our eyes we almost screamed...
ZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT *hot chenna sound*
"hello would you like some panipuri or chenna samosa?"
we opened our eyes! to see him taking out his weapon which looked like some spoon. He placed them on the plates,
sam said in a low voice "its the pani puri mafia"
they were the korattur family whose don ownes all the pani puri rackets in korattur!
"we'd like to speak to the boss" i said
"my uncle is the boss, he ownes the bigger pani puri shop near the school"
his uncle was the Don who decided to corrupt children by sellin pani puris near schools. The cops got nothing to do since there is no law against them..or powerful enough against them. we saw the big place, two men came and frisked me for weapons (like spoons and all, they took away my pen, those asses)
"welcome have some pani puris as we speak" said the Godfather there with a Marlon Brando voice due to overdose of the pani puri dope. We asked whats with all this pani puri rackets here
he looked at us in a cold outsider stare.
"you must be the customers of the north side family, they have been running the turf but we wiped them out"
"ulp.. killed them?" i said
"no sold them out, we're business men not a gang"
we stood silent for mourning our past pani puri seller family! the north side family were our big sellers!
"and there are some gangs in the outskirts of our turf! they are bad blood and needs to be rubbed out"
"gangwar?" sam said
"no a food fight!"
we smiled at each other! these people were gettin somewhere! "a blog inspiration" said sam!
the Don said we can be their customers! pay protection money and all of 10 for free pani puris and chenna samosas for weeks, the cops were to be bribed chennas in packets! and the new rival family "the railway side pani puri family" isnt much of a threat since they sell them on the other side of the turf and are quiet but still outskirts of the turf got small families, bad blood.
"WHAT??? 20 BUCKS FOR A CHENNAI SAMOSA?" sam squinted at the plate he is eating
"they think they are pani puri mafia or something"i said
"hey nice idea"
"ya right like they will believe u"
"cumon i know its not real, but the readers who read it are idiotas, they eat it like the chenna we are eating now so just let me get the blog done and u'll see"
i said as i smiled a satisfactory grin. the warm chenna samosa seemed to smile at me as i returned a polite smile
"this stuff is good"
THE PANIPUIRI MAFIA!!!!
It was a rainy august when me and my friend sam were out for some junk food, it was a Saturday!
then we got to see the pani puri mafia!
a dark outsider, his eyes not visible, drenched in rain, he came at us, he had a weapon concealed inside his rain damped dress, he was a gangster, a family member from the hood, he walked at us in slow cold steps! rain so hard we couldn't run, we closed our eyes we almost screamed...
ZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT *hot chenna sound*
"hello would you like some panipuri or chenna samosa?"
we opened our eyes! to see him taking out his weapon which looked like some spoon. He placed them on the plates,
sam said in a low voice "its the pani puri mafia"
they were the korattur family whose don ownes all the pani puri rackets in korattur!
"we'd like to speak to the boss" i said
"my uncle is the boss, he ownes the bigger pani puri shop near the school"
his uncle was the Don who decided to corrupt children by sellin pani puris near schools. The cops got nothing to do since there is no law against them..or powerful enough against them. we saw the big place, two men came and frisked me for weapons (like spoons and all, they took away my pen, those asses)
"welcome have some pani puris as we speak" said the Godfather there with a Marlon Brando voice due to overdose of the pani puri dope. We asked whats with all this pani puri rackets here
he looked at us in a cold outsider stare.
"you must be the customers of the north side family, they have been running the turf but we wiped them out"
"ulp.. killed them?" i said
"no sold them out, we're business men not a gang"
we stood silent for mourning our past pani puri seller family! the north side family were our big sellers!
"and there are some gangs in the outskirts of our turf! they are bad blood and needs to be rubbed out"
"gangwar?" sam said
"no a food fight!"
we smiled at each other! these people were gettin somewhere! "a blog inspiration" said sam!
the Don said we can be their customers! pay protection money and all of 10 for free pani puris and chenna samosas for weeks, the cops were to be bribed chennas in packets! and the new rival family "the railway side pani puri family" isnt much of a threat since they sell them on the other side of the turf and are quiet but still outskirts of the turf got small families, bad blood.
"WHAT??? 20 BUCKS FOR A CHENNAI SAMOSA?" sam squinted at the plate he is eating
"they think they are pani puri mafia or something"i said
"hey nice idea"
"ya right like they will believe u"
"cumon i know its not real, but the readers who read it are idiotas, they eat it like the chenna we are eating now so just let me get the blog done and u'll see"
i said as i smiled a satisfactory grin. the warm chenna samosa seemed to smile at me as i returned a polite smile
"this stuff is good"
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